We take what we want,
we do anything that we wish.
We got no respect
for animal, birdy or fish.
The grass does not grow
on the places where we stop and stand...
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
We know we're a mess,
but our type does not like to be clean.
We don't brush our teeth
'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean.
We don't wish to learn,
but we hate what we don't understand.
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
When you see us comin'
You better start runnin',
we're always startin' trouble,
and we're happiest when things are outta hand.
Rivers are for boilin',
parties are for spoilin',
we either like to sit and pout
or else go out and terrorize our land.
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
We laugh in your face
or we practice our growl and our sneer.
We break up your place,
we are dangerous when we are near.
And when we are done with our song,
who will get the biggest hand?
Who?
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
River Bottom Nightmare Band!